Vote for Juan
This dude goes to my school 
I am not kidding. Well, I guess I kinda am, it’s not actually this Pedro, it’s the REAL deal. We will call him Juan. He looks, walks, and talks just like Pedro. He has the thin stash, and slightly disturbing mushroom haircut. I contemplated taking his photo, but figured it was some sort of violation.
During his run for class president everyone starting wearing vote for Juan shirts. The best part is when I saw him at a restaruant he was with this harem of mexican ladies. He looked so proud walking around with his bootylicious women.
Most of this story is true, well at least the part about having a kid in school who resembles Pedro, and the mexican harem.
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