I don’t know if you all know the story about the Old Bull and the Young Bull on the hill, so I will tell it…the old bull and the young bull were on top of a hill looking down into the valley at a group of heffers. The young bull says to the old bull; “Hey, hey, why don’t we run down the hill and screw one of those heffers!?” The Old Bull just shakes his head; “Why don’t we walk down and screw them all!?”
So why tell an old story you ask, well, an Old Bull happened to share some wisdom with me the other day. While looking through the toy department with my daughter and my folks, I happened upon a group of dolls. I couldn’t believe how creepy they looked with their larger-than-life foreheads. So I pointed this fact out to my old man.

Dad’s reply…”Foreheads? Look at that one’s skirt!”


I am not kidding. Well, I guess I kinda am, it’s not actually this Pedro, it’s the REAL deal. We will call him Juan. He looks, walks, and talks just like Pedro. He has the thin stash, and slightly disturbing mushroom haircut. I contemplated taking his photo, but figured it was some sort of violation.